Hitler molestache

A mole that looks like a Hitler molestache.

I think the phrase “Hitler molestache” speaks for itself.

by whooer's your daddy April 14, 2019

Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler was a sensitive man. He was an Austrian painter, best-seller author and philanthropist, deeply concerned about the overpopulation of the planet. His autobiography " Mein Kraft" has sold > 12 mil. copies worldwide.
Hilter was was very good at coming up with solutions, so he proposed a Final one.

Fun facts:

• Composer of the hard german techno song "Erika" )
• Inventor of the toothbush mustache
• Portrayed himself in the WW2 era sitcom comedy "Der Untergang"

Further reading:

"Anal Cunt - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man (Metal Spoken Word)" (Hilter fan fiction)
"French boy gets ‘Mein Kampf’ instead of ‘Minecraft’ for Christmas - Grandfather gets him Mein Kampf" (unboxing by a young fan)
"ERIKA CANONEER Remix(This Is Real German Techno)" (Hitler's musical magnus opus remixed and bass boosted)

- Hey son! What did you learn at school today?
-Hi mom! Today we learned about Adolf Hitler yayyyyy!!!

by horny cucumber May 25, 2022

Hitler

A man from Germany who was a dictator and he had a funny little mustache. He was a nazi meaning that he didnt like people who werent "normal" (faschism). He had a friend named Mussolini. He was also a fachist. He lived in Italy. Hitler started the movement of Nazis.

Class, does anyone know who Hitler was?
Yes, that dude with a mustache who seemed tot dislike Jews.

by Heil Hitler I: =( April 20, 2022

Hitler

Hitler is baller, he is also a really great guy. Who killed him? It was Dominic, The Furry Lord.

Hitler is a super nice guy

by Denyvon March 19, 2025

hitler

he have a BIG COCK

MAX: Hey hitler have you a BIG COCK
HITLER: yes i have a BIG COCK

by insta_389er June 5, 2022

America's Hitler

Donald J. Trump

JD Vance stated he goes“back and forth between thinking Trump is a cynical a–hole like Nixon who wouldn’t be that bad (and might even prove useful) or that he’s America’s Hitler.” It's time for America's Hitler, who only could 'win' by 1% because he went up against a word salad tossing clown Kamala Harris after the other guy was thrown out by his own party, to step down.

by Publius0987 August 7, 2025

hitler speed

A synonym for pervitin (crystal meth/methamphetamine). Used at afterhours.

You got some speed?

Only hitler speed.

Fuck no!

by Randy Maschine September 6, 2018