Hooker Bowling

An activity when three people ride around in a pickup tuck in an area with hookers, one person hanging a $20 bill out the passenger window one driving, and one hiding in the bed of the truck. Driving at a low speed, when enough hookers follow the truck the person in the truck bed jumps out and tries to tackle as many hookers as they can at one time.

Hey, do you want to go hooker bowling tonight? I bet I can get about 3 or 4.

by jayjayg189 October 20, 2011

hootenanny

A great annually held music festival held in NorCal, featuring bands such as Social Distortion, Brian Seltzer, The Reverend Horton Heat and a host of psycho- and rockabilly bands.

You got to go to Hootenanny this year? Lucky bitch.

by Subcultural Girl September 5, 2003

Dead Hooker Storage

the best trivia team in Bethesda. The team often alters its name to fit a theme, holiday, or season, but the "Dead Hooker" part always remains.

-Dead Hooker Storage kicked butt last night at Union Jacks!

by DeadHookerStorage February 4, 2010

hoofer

a boy with no foreskin/no dick

"that boy i hooked up wtih last night was a total hoofer!"

by Laureeeeeen May 23, 2009

hooker

Hooker: *noun* (1)A woman who preys on innocent male bystanders with her sexual wit and cleverness and imagination. (2)A species of whale.

Maybe we'll see some hookers while we're out on the bay.

by Chantel & Julia September 22, 2005

Hooker Bitch

hooker bitch The Queen of Bitches;Sleezy form of Bitch,but Hip, Slick & Cool in nature...

Hey! Whats up my Hooker Bitch!You sleezy,slimy butter chipping, Hooker Bitch!

by Yvonne Isles September 9, 2008

blackjack and hookers

a saying for any place and time when a suggestion is needed. Also the motto of bender from futurama

Q: Hey, what do you want for christmas?
A: Blackjack and hookers.

by wordgirl2.0 October 20, 2014