Moon Gooning

When you lick a Horny Toad and go deep into the Cavernous Tavern.

Me and Eagle-Eye are going to go skin an elk then go Moon Gooning.

by GPUMelty December 19, 2023

Goon Saloon

A place where western cowboys go to jerk off for extended periods of time while edging. Then proceed to have a nice cold drink after.

Clint: Hey Dutch, wanna go to the Goon Saloon?
Dutch: Sure, I have a standoff with Cassidy later and I need to have a clear mind.
Clint: That's exactly what I'm saying Dutch, we need to hit a nice long goon session!
Alonzo: Do y'all got room for one more?
McCree: It's high goon... It's time to go to the goon saloon!

by JewCrewTripleK_GrandWizard March 15, 2024

Goone

I am a country guy and a lot of ppl dont under stand the southern dielect, this is a shortened version of the words "go" and "on", usually said to an animal or person (if told to a person it is rarely friendly and majority dorogatory) to tell them to leave

(Dog in the kitchen while you are cookin)

Guy: "Goone dog, get!"

by thatcountrylib April 3, 2025

Goon

It's another word for close friends and homies.

I'm going out with my goons

by A$@P December 8, 2020

flicker gooning

A boxing technique, a punch you throw where you get off to yourself or your opponent. Technique is currently unknown.

Person 1: Yo sigma, when do you wanna start flicker gooning
Person 2: Only when we get in the ring so I don't get disqualified

by onlythisaudnerstand May 29, 2024

Goon

Thinking about someone or something in a friendly manner

“I goon to nico”

by NicoJK2801 September 27, 2025

Goon Trigger

An intentionally arousing image, video, or sound that provokes the thought or impulse to goon.

You: "Yo bro, did you see that thumbnail of the half naked girl on Youtube?"
Friend: "Yeah bro that was a total goon trigger."

by dointricksonit April 1, 2025