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GOATLOAD

Usually refferd to as the undigested contents inside a dead animals stomach.The stomach is cut and removed from said animal in order to keep stomach acids and bile from spilling on and tainting the meat. Also known to have a horrible smell. Animal does not have to be a goat.
Billy Bob pissed off Earl by sleeping with their sister first. In retaliation, Earl went to the slaughter house and picked up some goatload to dump in the front seat of Billy Bob's f-150
by THE POSSUM September 19, 2006
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Friendship goals

Usually two people that are inseparable, tolerate each other's crazy lives, deal with their emotions whether happy or sad, would go to the ends of the earth to make sure their friend is happy, and other people are usually jealous of their unbreakable bond
Those girls are friendship goals because they can always count on each other no matter what.
by Saaaaavvvvvvv July 11, 2015
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goats

Webcomic drawn by Jonathan Rosenberg. Contains only one actual goat, though other characters are aliens, a space mummy, a satanic chicken, and a fish that lives in a glass of beer. Located at www.goats.com.
Dammit, I go on vacation for a week and I've missed like 500,000 installments of Goats.
by junkyard prince October 18, 2003
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Goat Fart

The act of blowing smoke exhaled from a bong into another's face.
"You dirty bastard you Goat Farted me!!"
by Tillybird September 8, 2006
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goatse

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide.
-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!
by Jack Wang 2 April 17, 2009
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Goat Raper

someone who rapes goats,wether it be big or it be small,it is still rape,sizes refering to the goat of course.one would call someone this in a situation of feeling inferior,wether it be big or small,size refering to a fucking cock,of course
by /god November 23, 2004
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Puerto Rican Field Goal

When you are taking a number 2. And someone is doing the same thing on your lap in between your legs.
Hurry up I have to shit too, or unlock the door and we can puerto rican field goal it up
by Bobby April 11, 2005
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