Ultramagnetic froot loop

When one male puts a magnet on his asshole and the other puts a magnet on his dick and slulp ultramagnetic froot loop

Damn.. that porno had some ultramagnetic froot loop shit

by Gingagangsta September 1, 2017

The frosty Valentine

Where u boar a hole in a Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, cry on it for lube, then fuck it till u fill the hole to the brim, put it back in the freezer, eat it and cry again.

“Do you not have any plans for Valentine’s Day?”

“Yes”
“What?”
“The frosty valentine”
“What”
“Urban dictionary it bitch”

by The lonely man February 7, 2018

Missouri Frosty

When you get the food crack which is a Wendy's frosty and some godless human decides to stick their dick in it.

Jeff: Why the fuck did you give me a Missouri Frosty?

Frank: I hate all things good and holy.

by darkred22 May 10, 2018

Fruit frosty

Its a gay bukkake

Tracy prefers his friends to give him a fruit frosty.

by RaptorOne May 19, 2018

frozen frosty

Would be taking your semen and mixing it with ice cream then freezing it and serving it to either your spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend, or guest.

Dang that ice cream is amazing what flavor would you call it?
Oh maybe frozen frosty?

by Obsidian Black May 22, 2018

Wrist frosty

From the song of the same name by Riff Raff. When your wrist is adorned with diamonds, gold, or any other kinds of 'ice.'

'yo dave check my new Rolex, she's a step up from the casio'
'damn Robert that wrist frosty'

by SuperDave69 June 4, 2018

ol' Frosty Adam

4 foot icicle broken ways and shoved up your asshole sideways.

I bet Jared from subway got the ol' frosty adam in prison.

by Conky13 February 27, 2019