Footballically

When something is defined in footballing terms

Geographically it’s not correct but footballically it is.

by Kkkddk June 19, 2023

Farmers Football

When you are in bed with your girl and you fart under the sheet and spit in the air and see if she catches the fart or the spit.

My brother played farmers football with his girlfriend last night and she passed out from the onion ring farts
Outs

by D34DSK1N May 22, 2022

football

a sports that has two meanings to it so you dont know which one it is

person1: wanna play football
person2:like football?
person1:no, football

by StupidDodo October 17, 2020

School Football

Where you do some absolute crunching tackles on the pitch at school, And halfway line shots, sucks being that kit in goal, One time I got tackled in the head and it was a fucking penalty to the other team and they sent it 60 feet over the bar, Brazilians

Are you ready to kill billy in School Football today?

by Lochstar! June 14, 2023

snow football

vigorously masturbating, usually used in the context where you hurt yourself in the process.

dave tore his acl while playing some "snow football"

by dankipzzzzzzzzzzzz February 22, 2011

This boy doesn't know shit about football mate

When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football

Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"

by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018

football

a sport for fat americans, written by an american

u like football?
No im more of a futbol person actually.

by LEEEEEROYYYYYYY JENKINS October 21, 2020