Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.

I suffer from floating baldness

by George Cremaster January 27, 2025

Float Status

When you can look in a woman’s eyes while you’re having sex and see she’s about to cum but continue stroking without breaking or cumming yourself

Last night, I was having sex with my girl and was in straight float status while she came over and over

by TeflonDon313 February 16, 2026

Flittarianicism

Flittarianicism is directly correlated to discrimination against professional skiers without reason.

She was directly hating on Lindsey Vonn without reason, a prime example of flittarianicism.

by John T.S. March 17, 2025

Flitter

Slang for vagina.

Texas is as flat as a flitter.

by Pirettaknows April 24, 2025

floater

when in a pool, you may be kicked out due to a “floater.” this refers to feces.

“Some kid left a floater in the pool. Disgusting.”

by emo veemo June 28, 2025

floating

A word with some very different uses and feeling associated with the action of floating
One of either

1) a state of mind where one feels like they're half dreaming or is existing slightly outside the moment, semi-detached from reality.

2) one is going along with the flow/what happens around them or doing actions and experiencing moments without thinking or fully knowing what's going on.

"I've not been paying attention I'm just floating"
"I'm just going to float this holiday"

by leam ooblek January 5, 2026

The Floating Rock

The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)

Yours for £200 only at shittygifts.com!

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004