The Forehead Fairy

A person who has no eyebrows so he has a nine-inch forehead. He is also so addicted to taming.io that he plays it all day during class, grinds it at home, and would pay his life savings to actually be good at the game (which he isn't).

The Forehead Fairy: The forehead fairy will bless you with his nonexistent taming skills!
Everyone else: no! RUN! Get it away from me!

by Matthew is bad at everything May 31, 2022

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Drug Fairy

Someone who gives drugs away.

Hey, I am not a drug dealer, I don't profit! I'm just a drug fairy.

by DayNuhSaurus January 27, 2023

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Pizza Fairy

Someone who gives or loans just enough money for food, usually ordering them a pizza online.

Hey I’m completely broke and don’t get paid until Friday, could I get a wish from the pizza fairy?
No worries friend pizza is going to be there soon. Pizza fairy ftw!

by cheesebunny December 19, 2020

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Punch the Fairy

The act of Female Masturbation: Involving intensive clitoral stimulation.

After a long day at work nothing beats using a brand new vibrator to punch the fairy

by Killer Chimera Queen April 15, 2019

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hachet fairy

he is a small lumberjack about four inches tall with wings a plaid shirt and overalls. he visits all girls in their sleep on their 13th birthday and hits them between the legs with a hachet, making what we know as a vagina.

hachet fairy: i woke up after my party and had a sensitive hole inbetween my legs, and now i have the desire to put foreign items deep within it.

megan: yeah that happened to me last year and so i stuffed it with trash and what not, now i have horrible acne in this area so i wouldnt advise acting on your impulse

by weeweepoopoo August 24, 2011

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