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Immortality Fail 

When a person who is jokingly referred to as "immortal" in memes due to their great longevity and surprisingly good aging actually dies, causing mass hysteria and confusion.

When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.
The most recent immortality fail as of this post being written is Elizabeth II. With her death, Keith Richards is now the King of Immortals.
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Royal Fail 

When Royal Mail employees are so lazy that they expect to deliver parcels late for £10+ per hour otherwise they collectively don't bother turning up to work at all creating the Royal Fail.
Joe: "Yo, Dave, did you get round to buying those creps for your missus?"

Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
Royal Fail by uknationalist1995 October 1, 2022
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Three fail 

Three fail by Dipen gay April 23, 2023

Embed Fail

When a user, mostly on discord, fails to send in a gif due to not having embed permissions within the server
*User sends tries to send in a gif, however it turned into only a link*
Other users: Embed failiure, laugh at this user
Embed Fail by MrArtyH July 10, 2024

Man fail boo 

1.When giving fake medical advice/ trying to trick someone into believing its a real thing.

2. Any issue blame it on the man fail boo

Created by my sister 2025
Person 1:"Oh my ankle hurts a lot, do you have any idea what it could be?"

Person 2:"Oh yeah its probably man fail boo"
Man fail boo by Slugchomper February 5, 2025

Uber Fail 

When someone suddenly displays their uber score to someone, thinking their score is higher, and discovers their score is lower.
He took out his phone at the steakhouse, shoved it in his dinner partner’s face, and said “my uber rating is higher than yours”; oops, that was an uber fail, as his rating, 4.97, was lower than his dinner partner’s rating, 4.98.
Uber Fail by RubyD August 25, 2025

Atomic_fail 

There once was a sigma his name was atom he had the largest dick in the village.
Yo atomic_fail has such a large dick
Atomic_fail by writer of legends September 6, 2025