Fakebaker

A person who whips up a batch a cookie dough for the sole purpose of eating said dough, with no intention whatsoever to bake it. Ever.

Emily always pretends she's about to make cookies for her kids, but really she's just a fakebaker.

by ItsAShoreThang October 22, 2015

fake blow

When a person pretends moves their head up and down over the persons genataila, this is usually done with clothes on

Cmon you always used to laugh when I fake blowed you

by Captain Deadpool September 7, 2016

Fake a shit

Hiding out in the bathroom to avoid responsibilities or people under the pretense of taking a dump. Sometimes occurs after actually shitting by way of extended toilet time.

The only time my wife gives me peace is when I fake a shit.

I wrote this definition while faking a shit.

by Vaginatron June 27, 2016

fake ed

An eating disorder which somebody came up with for attention, but fits into the way they want their made up disorder to sound because they don't have a real eating disorder. Similar to {wannarexia}.

Emily: Hannah, do you want to eat these peas?
Hannah: No! I have an eating disorder I can't have that... But I'll have that chocolate over there.
Gen: You have a such a fake ed, Hannah.

by Deelyliah June 11, 2016

Fake One For The Team

To pretend to have fun at a boring event where everybody else seems to be having a blast

(Also useful during orgies when you can't orgasm but but want your partners to feel good about themselves)

I was sober at the reception and missing my girlfriend. Needless to say, I faked one for the team.

Maybe I should consider a monogamous relationship. I keep having to fake one for the team at all those Furry parties.

by stealyourfacebook September 2, 2016

Fake-Out-Make-Out

1. Noun; The act of pretending to make out with someone, or another sexual act.

"Your girlfriend got a good sense of humor?"
"Yeah."
"We just fake-out-make-out

by TheCoolKiwiBird September 8, 2016

Fake

Something or someone who isn't real.

"emani is so fake to me"

by Mikayla amazing November 19, 2016