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Face drape

The female teabag: When a girl squats over someone and puts her cunt lips right over your face.

Doesn't happen very often, only the nastiest chicks will face drape, and its always better if their snatch is hairy and rank like tuna.

Will also happen in video games after a chick frags you, and to add insult face drapes your dead body, as in Call of Duty.
Damm Dude! The chick totally face draped you! Nasty
by WSIX January 17, 2011
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Creep face

A creepy face you pull when you gate crash a photo to freak the hell of a person. The facial expression is usually representative of a serial killer or someone who's preys on the weak.
Yo Jez you just creep faced the fuck outta that photo!
by R.G.C.J December 30, 2013
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the "shit" face

the awful churn of your face (and stomach) when you walk into a bathroom stall of a crowded bathroom right after the stall user before you's lunch was from an undercooked chinese place...
-or the look on your face after realizing the Chinese food was undercooked, and now passing its way down your esophogus :)
"Dude, it was awful I went into the Walmart bathroom today and was lucky to finally get a stall, but I didn't realize how unlucky I was. Man I almost lost my lunch after smelling that women's stomach contents. you shoulda seen the "shit" face.
by female:mbrown December 22, 2008
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two-faced

Someone who claims that they have no connection or has a disdain for a certain person that a friendship group or community as deemed a "Prick". Even though they assure that you know that they find they repulsive, they still manage to hang out more than nemesis should, and make sure to post it on all their social media. Even with this concrete evidence of a friendship they deny all accusations, claiming it's short term and for personal gain instead of genuine friendship.
U fucking two-faced bitch hanging out with _____! I thought you hated him!
by FoxIsMyFursona November 15, 2017
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signshop face

The act of raising ones eyebrows as they look at and pass a co-worker as meaning to say "fuck off and do not stop me because i have somewhere to be thats more important than your matters." only at the signshop
leaky walks past kris and kris is looking at her as if hes about to say "hey, come here. i need your help."

leaky goes into stealth mode and immeadiately raises her eyebrows and shows her signshop face as to say "get off my jock you side-stepping cracker."
by turbo signshop December 18, 2009
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kitchen face

A face unsuitable for the front of the house.
He wanted to be a bartender but got stuck in the back washing dishes because of his kitchen face.
by AETC October 1, 2013
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Face Blanket

A fleece blanket with a breathing hole that you don't really need and can make one yourself with scissors.
What's the stupidest and most useless invention ever? - A Face Blanket
by Ryan197694 March 7, 2015
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