I was watching TV and my crush showed up and Amelia-Ed me with a bologna sandwich that reminded me of when times were easy
by The Real Beast. October 05, 2023
I'm 12 now and I don't think we need this, everyone knows what's going on
The first time I've heard about sex is when I was 8
I know what's eat pizza, chary ,STD and so on, like, come on just look it up on google!
btw, Wikipedia and the boys in my classes are my sex ed teachers
the most important, it's embarrassing to talk about pp and peach for a whole lesson
The first time I've heard about sex is when I was 8
I know what's eat pizza, chary ,STD and so on, like, come on just look it up on google!
btw, Wikipedia and the boys in my classes are my sex ed teachers
the most important, it's embarrassing to talk about pp and peach for a whole lesson
me : why is there sex ed?
my friend : to teach you about sex.
me : of course I know what that is. but we don't need to learn about that, like, you know, I know, she knows, he knows, they know, we all know what is it and how does it works.
my friend : there must be someone who don't know
me : yeah... you're right
oh and I'm a part of LGBTQ+ so... thanks Wiki!
my friend : to teach you about sex.
me : of course I know what that is. but we don't need to learn about that, like, you know, I know, she knows, he knows, they know, we all know what is it and how does it works.
my friend : there must be someone who don't know
me : yeah... you're right
oh and I'm a part of LGBTQ+ so... thanks Wiki!
by 17 is me life is bullshit June 11, 2020
Guy number 1: *Catches the biggest fish of the trip
Guy number 2: Here let me net it for you *Purposely Knocks the fish of the hook and looses your fish*
Guy number 1: You just Brian Wilson-ed me!
Guy number 2: Here let me net it for you *Purposely Knocks the fish of the hook and looses your fish*
Guy number 1: You just Brian Wilson-ed me!
by Not A Hill July 24, 2018
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by dreamybull1298 May 25, 2023
when a guy cums on a girls chest and drags it down to her stomach and paints a picture on her stomach with his cum.
by cheerleaderFromIndiana February 17, 2010
The most pointless class know to man. Run by a perverted teacher, who gives the most annoying assignments made for someone with a job of a corporate position.
by Lucas Confair December 06, 2019