Evan

That lil bitch that thinks he's your friend but in reality he's just a weirdo. Evans typically are indie and wear way too much flannel. They think they are guitar gods but in reality just suck at everything. Girls hate him.

Oh look, that weird guy that thinks he's my friend is here. He's such an Evan.

by apersonwhoisalwaysright April 22, 2020

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evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY

Guy 1 :Shit dude....that guy.. he's gorgeous... the flowing hair, the clothing, the offbrands!! It's just.. gorgeous!! What a stallion.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean evan mattingly?

by gamergate64 November 14, 2018

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Liam Evans

The love of my life. My world.

I couldn’t live without Liam Evans.

by mole00 April 15, 2024

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evan

i little guy who looks like a girl but has a big heart! fun guy who hates kids and Christmas. cute squishy muffin buns!

person1 “that evan is looking very evan today!”

person2 “yes! like a grinch!”

by thegrunchygrinch March 15, 2022

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Evan montville

Evan is fucking retarded he is to loud and likes Minecraft ew what a nerd he must have aids or something, I have aids from having to listen to him he is also a man whore he grinds a lot in bio with this short bitch like what the fuck is even is her name she’s such a slut he is also has a small brain and is kinda gay I think idk.

Wow Evan montville what a queer jk unless.

by Dumbasshaha October 11, 2019

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