CM disorder

Chronic masturbating disorder. When you simply cannot prevent yourself from doin ya busyness

"Randy has CM disorder. Sometimes, she just can't help herself. One time she did it in a grocery store"

by Randy ;) June 7, 2017

order disorder

The inability of a restaurant patron to place an order because they're overwhelmed by the choices.

I experience order disorder every time I see the menu at a BBQ joint because there are too many choices.

by Buzztex July 24, 2017

anal disorder

A term used to describe ass cancer just without saying cancer because people will be offended

Damn that guy's ass is so big he might have an anal disorder

by Pijab mahmud April 19, 2018

SUUK Disorder

Sudden Urge for Useless Knowledge disorder is a product of the smartphone era where an un-contained train of thought ends in a random question that you simply must look up the answer to. Very frequent during an exam period or other moment of extended monotony.

~I wonder if the actress that played Lyndesy Lohan's twin in 'The Parent Trap' has been in any other movies I know~ "Damnit SUUK Disorder"

"Thanks to a SUUK episode I had earlier, I now know what an average roman legionaire carried on his marches."

by Tuonra January 15, 2018

UniPolar Disorder

A mental health disorder characterized by persistently depressed mood or loss of interest in activities, causing significant impairment in daily life.

I don't know how to use UniPolar Disorder in a sentence

by CrimsonVixen February 27, 2018

Dilmer Disorder

Being EXTREMELY obsessed with Dilmer (Demi Lovato + Wilmer Valderrama). Like; you depent so much on their relationship and just on them being together, that you basically already cry when they breathe.

Person with Dilmer Disorder: Guys I’m crying. Dilmer is in the same room today. I’m totally NOT okay.”

“You’re so obsessed with them. You have a Dilmer Disorder”

by BrittjeBanaan March 24, 2018

Intelligent disobedience

Intelligent disobedience is when an animal like a service dog breaks a command or a rule to help the owner and keep them safe.

My dog did something called intelligent disobedience to keep me from hurting myself.

by Doglover04 May 13, 2018