ding a ling

an indian from india. comes from the indian meme song

is it just me or does the pizza taste different?

oh shit ur right! its probably because the new owners are ding a lings

by flav174 August 13, 2025

ding written

When something is ding written, it is written in such a poor sense that you want to throw a brick at the face of the author multiple times.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you read Kevin's new book?"
Guy 2: "That shit's absolutely ding written. I ain't reading that."

by TopNotchTopHat May 19, 2015

Ding Dong

When a man slaps someone on the face with his penis consensually during Oral sex

"Ah man this spanish chick last night loved a bit of ding dong"

"Seriously Bro! those spanish girls are wild"

by Luckypupil2000 March 27, 2019

king ding a ling

a king ding a ling IS NOT jack kennedy

wow he has a king ding a ling, can’t be jack kennedy

by isoldheroininireland February 9, 2025

Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong

Jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong is the hawtest boy you will ever meet. He will make u laugh when u don’t even want to smile, he always knows the right thing to say. And oh man he makes you cumdumpster like CRA cra

Omg jack-a-lack-a-ding-dong made me squirt so much last night

by Urmun October 25, 2018

sming ding

A word for something you can't think of.

I hit her with a Sming Ding.
I couldnt find my Sming Ding.

by Spiroscheese January 18, 2017

Ding dong destroyer

A bong (water pipe). Basingstoke rhyming slang for,

Where's the ding dong destroyer?

by Steve Brennan December 10, 2003