To Ding (verb)

To lose in a situation you initially appeared to be winning. Derived from Reading Football Club who do this in 90% of their games.

To Ding (verb)

"How did Mark get on with Sarah, he looked to be in there?"

"He had a chance to take her home, but missed his chance and then some other guy moved in."
"He Dinged it?"

"Proper Ding."

by oxodouble December 6, 2023

Ding

Sound effect frequently used in the place of or to accompany the word bellend.
Commonly accompanied by a signature hand gesture:
Place the tips of your thumb and first finger of your right hand together and shake from the wrist as if ringing a bell.

Person1: *points to a foolish looking person* err, bellend...
Person2: *gestures* Ding ding

by TheAngryGirl December 11, 2003

dinga dang ding my dingalong ling long

when you accidentally rape Rhys up the ass

oh shit Rhys I peed in your rectum, I did a dinga dang ding my dingalong ling long

by Daddy Daron September 8, 2018

mada fada fing ding

A roast used by middle school boys in the Midwest when someone is being dumb

Me:*puts up peace sign*
Guy bestie: with yo mada fada fing ding self

by Madafadafingdinglookinself June 2, 2019

Ding-Dong Panties

A colloquial term for “strap on” that can be used in polite company.

My boy Matt had a girl cum by work the other day to introduce her son to him. Upon meeting him, he asked “mommy, is this the ‘new daddy’ that asked you to wear your ding-dong panties?”

by FireSteve June 11, 2023

ding buster

when two people are in a fight and somebody gets hit in the balls really hard

OUCH hgfhguiduifg that ding buster really got me

by furp55468596 May 2, 2018

Ding Ding

A black dude, normally from Southern Africa.

Hey ding ding, get me a pencil.

by The Racist Guy September 2, 2025