dead-james-potter 

best user on tumblr by far and the number 1 creator of james jokes we love loony loony is amazing literally funny as hell they're posts make my day and I love them a lot slayyy they're so cool

dead-james-potter the ceo of making dead james jokes

dead-james-potter by darkhumourlol April 5, 2022

Dead trim 

Charlie gostick

“Oi that Charlie don has a right dead trim”

Dead trim by SmartHaircut June 29, 2022

dead youtuber 

sauce pan

yea sauce pan hasn't uploaded in over a year... not epic! she's a dead youtuber

dead youtuber by saucepanfan42069 August 16, 2022

dead butterfly

Beat up stripper/only fans/pornstar/escort pussy. Stretched out, loose, ugly looking vag. Extra lips for years of being a whore.

Fuck you Blaze, thats why your pussy looks like a dead butterfly.

dead butterfly by GuntherGlass November 9, 2022

Dead Dick December 

A test for only the manliest men

After successfully completing No Nut November, some men decide to go for a second month, and call it Dead Dick December.

The correct way to finish Dead Dick December is to finally cum as soon as the new year starts, so you start off fresh. Those who complete these two months of no jacking get crowned "King of Horny"

Man, I am not looking forward to Dead Dick December after NNN, I don't think my body can take it

Dead Dick December by Bootybeater21 January 6, 2023

Dead Guy Car 

A collectible car of such high status and limited availability that it doesn’t change hands without somebody dying.

Jerry Seinfeld describes the ’73 Porsche Carrera RS as a dead guy car. Seinfeld says about the RS, “this car doesn’t change hands without somebody dying.” Jerry bought it from a dead guy and he’ll be dead before he let’s it go to the next owner.

Dead Guy Car by Wrangler of Skanks March 1, 2023

dead bug 

instead of using dead ass we say dead bug

she dead bug kissed him.

dead bug by unknownsaucer August 8, 2023