David 

Shy and a bit quiet at first, but an absolute menace to society after you get to know him. He’s a good person at heart, but sometimes he just needs to chill out a bit.

“I just heard some guy talking about hot milfs in the bathroom.”
“Oh yeah, that’s David.”

David by Chaotic Pastel Goth December 8, 2023

David 

egg

Hi David, why is your head look like an egg

David by sillygooseegg December 9, 2023

david 

david will light up your life, his big smile is absolutely contagious and lights up a room. his fluffy brown hair and dark brown eyes make him so so attractive, and he’s so smart and yet still so humble. he’ll treat you like an absolute princess and act like that’s the standard. never let go of a david, theyre so so rare and you’d be so unbelievably lucky to find one.

i love david so much

david by carolinaadeandrade December 11, 2023

David 

Going number 2. Passing a bowel movement. Taking a crap, poop, or shit. Pushing a turd through your booty hole sphincter.

I have to go take a David. I feel a David coming on.

David by Bigdullytruck31 December 15, 2023

David 

big hunky alpha man, might be racist kinda not sure.

omg david is so zaddy hot DAYUM

David by anonymous December 18, 2023

David 

David has a huge cock

defined: david

Cock and balls

David by Lebron Gonzalez December 24, 2023

David 

Hey David...

Hym "David... When I coach UFC fighters... THEY WIN... 100% OF THE TIME... I have a 100% victory track record... Andrew Tate shovel hook... Daniel Peña vs Michael Paige... Strickland vs Adesanya... Justin vs YOUR GUY... 100%... The Demi-God of victory... I am Hym..."

David by Hym Iam December 24, 2023