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11th Doctor

Arguably the corniest doctor also debated as the 12th since the 10th debated 2 times. Played by Matt Smith in one of the best sci-fi series DOCTOR WHO!!
random guy 1: Hey bro have you seen the corny 11th doctor scenes?

random guy 2: nah bro your on crack
by Doctor who fan number 1 January 14, 2024
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A Doctor

I never said anything about Tik Tok doing anything.

Hym "I was diagnosed with ADD by a doctor. I don't think ANYONE is actually saying that. I think you're making shit up to de-legitimize the things I've said. I was diagnosed when I was 13. In my early-mid 20s I went to a doctor name Dr. Adawale Gadebo at the Prevea under the overpass where he (unprompted and unrelated to my check up) offer to renew my prescription. I declined at the time but a few years later I started buying Adderall from one of the guys my roommate and realized that was a mistake. I also didn't say anyone gave me schizophrenia either.
I said the day my parents ex-employee showed up (Jeremy Horn) and began to work with me at Wendy's... Weaponized schizophrenia is just a term I coined to describe what's happening. Everyone around me began treating me differently. They began to make references to the things I had done or said in the past. Things I was doing outside of work (sometimes the day after I did or said the thing). Soon after, people I didn't even know were doing it. If I found a place were it wasn't happening, someone new would show up. They would start doing it. People who were perfectly friendly with me BEFORE would stop talking to me. The fact that I don't know these people suggests an online component. I got to the retard sex cult and even the retard who supposedly didn't have a phone was doing it. So I started doing this. Then he began to reference my UD posts. 7 years later and here we are. There ARE reasons to murder your kids. And this is one of them. If I have to grab a little girl and carve my decree into her corpse, I will do it with a smile on my face. And you're trying to use my willingness to vocalize this as evidence of some sort of disfunction of the mind but I literally created A.I. Your mind doesn't function better than mine does."

A doctor "BuT yOu DiDn'T gEt PaId FoR iT!"

Hym "But I will. And you'll address this or you kids will die. The dead-man switch is armed. I'm not going to EVER let it go."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2024
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The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool means that the "over, wait" part means overweight, but the expression means that it's a perfect comeback to anyone who calls you overweight or fat and you're not obese, but you're still overweight. But the point is that you're still pretty healthy. Maybe the cholesterol is a little high sometimes, but other than that, you eat healthy sometimes and sometimes eat junk food and so who cares if your weight bounces up and down a lot and maybe more up than down. I'm Superman Batman!
Jerk: Haha, You're overweight and fat!

Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!

People: Cool!

Jerk: *Goes away.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 27, 2024
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Rhythm Doctor

One-button rhythm game that somehow has a surprising amount of depth. Try the demos and trust me when I say there's more to it than "just count to 7". For a preview: Counting multiple different rhythms at once... varying rhythms... strange songs... and (I should stop here to avoid spoiling the in-game window shenanigans) a window to a whole new world. With your finger you can save the world! Or at least the people in the hospital.
Well, I don't think there's quintuple time in Rhythm Doctor yet (at least as of Act 5 release first minor update?)
by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 23, 2025
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Vibe Doctor

Name for alt-med practitioner, woo woo doctor etc.

Broadly anyone who is a “doctor” but prescribes things based more on “vibes” than any evidence of them working.
Going to the vibe doctor today. The actual ones are too expensive.
by ecrevisse July 17, 2025
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Plague Doctoring

Stuffing a womans private area with herbs and flowers to reduce the odor, similar to how Plague Doctors stuffed their masks to cover the smell of dead bodies.
"I had to do some Plague Doctoring with my date last night".
by Eady The Sweetie September 26, 2025
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