Douche Canoe

A canoe of douche; also known as Wilk Nasty

That guy is such a douche canoe

by ray90 November 15, 2018

Liz Canon

Liz Canons are one of a kind, and very hard to come by. They like to pet dogs and play volleyball. They also love starbucks and sing the national anthem better than any celebrity guest at the Super Bowl. The are really smart, tell great jokes, and are very nice to under and upper classmen alike. If you find yourself a Liz Canon, you are very very lucky.

-Wow that girl is such a good outside hitter and libero.
-I heard she plays the French horn too.
-Then her name must be Liz Canon.

by fortnitewizard27 December 5, 2018

Tacobell Canon in D

Da most popular light-classical selection dat da local fast-food joint plays over their Muzak speakers.

I love soft chamber-music as much as anyone, but it can still get a trifle tiresome hearing dat same cloyingly-sweet-toned Tacobell Canon in D played at least once over da diner's PA-system on every occasion while I'm chowing down my favorite lunch.

by QuacksO April 11, 2019

douche canoe

A twatwaffle's car.

Hey, I heard Ed got a new car. Yeah, you mean the USS Douche Canoe.

by dglarn May 4, 2019

Douche canoe

A guy named Keagan

Keagan is a giant douche canoe

by Potato chips taste good July 29, 2019

Douche Canoe

Noun:

An individual capable of such douchebaggary, that their capacity well exceeds the confines off just a bag.

That Billy Hotdog is such a douche canoe, he had to sign a written agreement with his boss, limiting his overabundant workplace douchebaggary.

by Bigbrothathunda!!! September 19, 2019

canapé canopy

An overhanging structure for protecting fancy side-dishes from the elements.

In areas with frequent and/or sudden downpours, one would be wise to always use a canapé canopy when hosting outdoor parties or banquets.

by QuacksO December 14, 2019