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Country

A type of music.
Not the new age kind thats mixed with a little bit of pop
True country artists are people like:Johnny Cash,Hank Williams,Waylon Jennings,Willie Nelson,Dolly Parton, Etc.
Girl1:OMG I LOVE TOBY KEITH!He makes me love Country Music
Girl2:OMG Thats not Country thats just some retarded pop song!Listen to some Hank Williams And then youll know what country
by Dakota.R April 8, 2008
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Ann Coulter

A bitch who enjoys 2 girls 1 cup and gets off to 4 girls fingerpaint. She bashes Liberals and non-Christians for no apparent reason apart from inflating her own ego. A little-known fact is that she's a succubus, albeit an ugly one with a huge Adam's Apple because she used to be an incubus. She wrote a shitty book that no one read, because her supporters are too stupid to read. Her book is known in Germany as Mein Kampf.
That Ann Coulter should be hanged, drawn, and quartered. Each of the four quarters should be quartered as well and fed to piranhas. Whatever's left should serve four consecutive life sentences.
by Liberal Pride October 9, 2008
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ann coulter

An ann counler or simply a coulter, Someone, particularly or usually a woman who is so ugly on the inside that it shows on the outside. Also a term for rotting fruit as often fruit rots from the inside out. A bitter or personality challenged person/woman.
Person 1: Ewww, did you see her? She looks like she swallowed a whole barrel of lemons, she looks like ann coulter...
Person 2: Yeah a real coulter

Med Student 1: How was that open ass surgery...the coulter hemorriods we had to watch being extracted?
Med Student 2: Yeah, it was so coulter I felt sick!
by Goodnight Dick November 12, 2006
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Free Country, USA

A made up land somewhere in America "ruled" by the King of Town.
contains a small, upstart land known as Strong Badia
by jack December 11, 2003
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Anne Coulter

An idiot who hates ayone who is not a white male. hates Jews. Hates the environment. She believes that women shouldn't be allowed to vote
Ann Coulter is satan reincarnated.
by Bush Hater March 17, 2005
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Country Blumpkin

An off-shoot of the famous Blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) but performed in an outhouse. Porto-potties are an acceptable substitute, provided the location is rural.
"Uncle Cooter done got a Country Blumpkin from Mary Jane Rottencrotch last night"
by Texas Haz June 13, 2008
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country crock

In a way similar to the anonymous character's of the infamous butter commercials who communicate using two fingers, two finger swipe your girlfriend's (or boyfriend's) butt, just enough to obtain some butt butter, then jam your fingers into their nostrils.
I am going to country crock your ass!

You got country crocked.

Jack just gave his girlfriend Jill the old country crock!!!
by Dirty Jon March 5, 2011
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