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Cooked

Someone who has fried their brain due to methamphetamine usage
Man that bitch is COOKED she needs a sandwich and a nap.
by KrashBandiKoot1453 June 2, 2021
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Cooking the Kitty

Feminine or neutral term originated in the south US, in Florida: Referring to anything/anyone extremely arousing. May be sexual arousal or any intense biological reactions to external stimuli.
“You’re so hot, you’re cookin’ the kitty!”

“Anne Roquelaure erotica was written in the 70’s, but it’s still so hot it cooks my kitty!”

Adversely, “Freezing the kitty” or “Cooling the cat”. This phrase is used adversely to “Cooking the kitty”. Any noun or verb that has arousal of negative reactions.

“Women in my book-club think, “50 Shades of Grey“ is so hot, but it’s a dumb manual on how not to do kink. It freezes my kitty so hard it would take a blowtorch to warm it back up,”.
by SoFlorida June 4, 2021
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Cooked

A person, who smokes/smoked way to much meth and started saying or doing extremely ridiculous and fucked things.
Fuck she’s cooked bro
by Not cooked bro June 18, 2021
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cooked masterpiece

what a boy calls a girl in a sad attempt to call her hot
Boy: "Linda you cooked masterpiece"
Linda: wtf
by fkcnt69 June 23, 2021
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A cook

A person who "cooks" methamphetamine either powdered or crystal, some folks do it to get high themselves because it's not rocket science you can literally do it in your kitchen sink hence "cooking" with chemicals you can find in your local shop. There are different ways- the "shake n bake" and the red phosphorus method.
Now there are some Breaking Bad type of cooking but you're not gonna see an average junkie doing that you gotta have the specific flasks and not only that but the chemicals themselves plus gotta have some chemistry knowledge.
And don't fuck around with meth you don't want that horrible stuff in your life.
-Do you know a cook who can hook us up?
-Yeah Jesse is cooking some crystal in his basement.
by El Sanguinario June 26, 2021
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Edie Cooke

Edie is this wierd anime kid that also loves but hates gay people
Edie Cooke is hooking up with girls again
by EllieSoot April 26, 2022
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kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked

Refers to all da weight-lifting exercise dat you'll hafta perform if you habitually chow down on chips and other fattening crap.
As a total chips-'n'-donuts junkie, Homer Simpson could conceivably be viewed as a prime "kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked" candidate, although I would seriously question whether his ponderous flabby bulk and squishy muscles could ever even begin to perform any strenuous exercise regimen!
by QuacksO April 28, 2022
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