Vanilla coked

A combination of dead-boring and yuck. A flavor profile that is not only foul, but also does nothing for nobody. Can be used to describe people, jobs, suburbs, the government and anything that crops up in life in a negative sense.

after today's team meeting where the aim of the game was to guess celeb's real names, I can confidently confirm that the new manager is vanilla coked.

she is so fucking vanilla coked up, that wokester bitch who glared at me.

getting vanilla coked is one way to end your life.

by ACunny September 10, 2024

coke

The definition for your cock being as long as coke and mentos spraying.

Oh daMN!mY cock is like coke!!>SD#>@

by daddy aough May 12, 2022

Coke Lasagna

A coke-based lasagna, with the same core components as lasagna.

I made coke lasagna for my family.

by Everybody/Nobody October 1, 2021

diet coke lime

Bad, utterly terrible.

Quinn “Man Diet Coke lime is bad”
Genevieve “Yeah I agree, hey pass me my Diet Pepsi cherry”
Quinn “Sure thing dawg”

by Kearney13 May 12, 2019

coke mints

coke mints: a way of asking for feet pics in texas

“Hey kid, can you give me some coke mints? Heh..”

by TexanMonster81830 March 18, 2023

Coke Laugh

The distinct sound that is emitted by a coke head when laughing; akin to a wheeze

"Dude don't worry, that was just my Uncle Joey. He did a lot of snow in the 90s, so he has a Coke Laugh."

by Thatoneguywiththewords April 22, 2025

Coke hole

The hole in a coke bottle you drink from

"Someone ruined my soda bottle by toungeing my coke hole"

by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017