clean cut

When you take a crap, and you do not have to wipe. The crap comes out easily and leaves no streaks.

"I love clean cuts"
"Johnson, i just had a clean cut"

by Landon N February 10, 2006

clean kinged

Getting ripped off, or haveing some belongings stolen.

Man, my shoes just got clean kinged.

by autobon August 24, 2006

Cleaning my grill

To brush one's teeth.

Dave: "I can't go out for beers until I finish cleaning my grill."

by observant midwesterner March 6, 2009

Claflestevelzki

A rare disease caused by being in the same cabin with an eagle, some tall kid, a curly haired manly man, and a chemistry teacher in Blairestown for one night or more. Symptoms include depression, odd sense of humor, talking in your sleep, growing a bear-like beard, being awesome, waking up in the middle of the night freezing your ass off and of course, explosive diarrhea.

Guy 1: "Hey you don't look so good, dawg."

Guy 2: "Yeah, dude, i just got back from Blairestown, i think i might have claflestevelzki."

Guy 1: "Oh shiznit didley do! That is some serious stuff."

Guy 2: "I know, breh, but it's all good, im awesome."

THE END

by NOTnick;) November 25, 2010

Clean Jerk

The act of rubbing one out while no one is home.

I seen my wife's taillights pulling out of the drive way and I knew it was clean jerk time.

by phatbulldog October 5, 2011

clean smoke

The term is an oxymoron used by cannabis smokers to refer to a bong toke or a hit off a water filtered device.

Hey, I was just about to enjoy some "clean smoke." Would you like to join?

by partyviking June 29, 2013

cleaning the plantation

a black woman having a white man's baby

Brazilian women in the poorer classes are always looking for white husbands, they all want to be "cleaning the plantation" (she points at her lower belly) by having as white a baby as possible in the racist and race conscious slums of Rio.

by big daddy daddy daddy September 20, 2013