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Chinese spit shine

Lead additive used extensively, almost comically, in protective coatings and plastics that would usually not require the addition of Lead.

Commonly found on: Childrens toys, flip flops, dishes and utensils, appliances, power tools, clothing, cosmetics, and nearly anything from Walmart. Often used in conjunction with Chinesium and Chinese Aluminium.
*Nightly news* Is your home a toxic wasteland? Investigation tonight, finds high concentrations of Lead in Chinese manufactured products like baby formula and picture frames...

Me: Hmmm, gave it the ol' Chinese spit shine
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Chodes

Our chodes were in your wife
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chinese economics

Rich using chinese economics to keep more profits from poor people.
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Chinese grenade

When a male is near climax he will run at full speed at the women's face while simultaneously trying to cum there's a 50% chance the male Will cum that's why it has its name the Chinese grenade.
Jimmy tried to chinese grenade his wife but he had a malfunction and just smacked his balls in her face
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Chinese grenade

The Chinese grenade is a sex move where the male waits till at climax then will run out and charge in while cumming to try in blow it into her face it gets the Chinese part for it's tendency to malfunction
Jimmy tried to Chinese grenade but it malfunctioned and he smacked this balls in his wife's face
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Chinese Salad

When you put your finger in your friends butt and make another friend smell it.
Tom put his finger in Coty’s butt, then stood behind Josh while hold his finger under Josh’s nose...serving him a Chinese Salad.
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ChineseSpiderMan

wow he is ChineseSpiderMan
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