drunken chip bandit

Someone that, after a certain amount of beverages, disappears into the night, later to be found sneakily eating a copious amount of chips. Generally, the DCB ends their night with chip debris, or cheeto powder, all over their face.

May be abbreviated to DCB, which is close to another abbreviation, DB (abbreviation for douche bag). Coincidence? I think not.

You: "When and where'd you get that bag of Cheetos, Jon? How have you already eaten half of those, and how the hell did you sneak them into the strip club? What's wrong with you?"

Friend: "Oh, don't worry about him. He's a DCB (Drunken Chip Bandit)."

DCB/Jon: "nomnom crunchcrunchcrunch"

by youngjeasy December 14, 2011

redneck tater chips

When a country boy with a big messy beard does oral on his favorite gal and the juices get all over his beard, then dries out. Once dried out, said country boy can peel off the "chips" and eat as a nice salty snack. Mm mm good!
So good, makes you want to slap your momma!

Me and my girl had fun last night and I even got to eat some redneck tater chips too!

by Jimmyjamjamjon August 2, 2016

Dip like a chip

When you are in a awkward situation or a bad situation that you need to get out of. Can be used almost anytime it will apply to situations like in gaming, Parties, Get together and even a family reunion.

Me: Sorry bro I have to dip like a chip.
Friend: Ohh chilled bro will see u another time.

by The pigg June 11, 2020

pussy tater chips

Dried leavings on your face after a night of eating pussy.

Heidi came on my face so much last night that I let it dry and peeled it off and ate it like pussy tater chips.

by Majickcom1 January 30, 2022

blue chip dick

Premium dick

I hate Andrew but I guess I will have to deal with it because he's a blue chip dick

by Ib_gh April 23, 2023

buy a bag of chips

1. excuse to leave a private party to go get sucked off

2. some mysterious errand johnny goes to do in the middle of the night

3. sneaky segue to go have a private conversation

1. Bro 1: Where u goin bro the party's just starting?
Bro 2: I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips...
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!

2. Johnny: I have to go run an errand.
Travis (drunk): Bullshit dude we're having a party!?
Johnny (douchey): Fuck you guys I gotta go.
Joe (pretty buzzed): Well bring back some chips!
Johnny: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips.

3. Well it looks like we're running low on snacks, we're just gonna go buy a bag of chips

by boosh chugger May 27, 2009

Skip da chip

Skip da chip

I’m lovin’ da dip so much I’m using fingers only.... thanks but I I’m gonna skip da chip!

by Jojo1977 March 30, 2019