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Califormia

You: califormia
Urban dictionary: you spelled it wrong dumbass
by That in Starkid fan July 7, 2020
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California Breakfast

“Just had myself a California breakfast and now I’m ready to start the day off on a good note”
by Chiefsosa33 August 13, 2020
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California snow

The ash that falls from the sky from all the fires constantly going on in California.
Person 1: Do you see all the ash falling? There must be a big fire!
Person 2: Yeah! You mean California snow?
by maddytheweirdo August 19, 2020
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California Wildfire

When you're having sex doggy style, light up a cigarette and stick the butt end of your partners asshole so it protrudes out like a candle in a birthday cake. When you climax, aim your load at the cherry of the cigarette to extinguish it before the ember burns all the way down to your partner's asshole.
I gave my girlfriend a California wildfire this weekend, I almost didnt put out the cigarette in time!
by Hellvig September 20, 2020
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Cali Clogger

What you call someone traveling from California to another state and leaves a massive shit in the toilet in your hotel that you can’t flush no matter how hard you try.
Dude you should’ve seen what I left in the toilet in NY... let’s just say they’ll never forget the Cali Clogger!
by Pseudofritz September 22, 2020
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Cali-Jean

A beautiful young lady who is always there for you. She always makes you laugh. She is smart, intelligent, caring, funny, loving, warm, warm-hearted, loving, the mom of the group and is always lazy. She's sad inside but never shows it, always needs someone to call them.
Friend: Damn look at Cali-Jean go.
Other friend: Ya dude. She always makes me laugh
by amazingstar1234 October 29, 2020
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Californian man

weirdo who somehow lives in California and hates alot of people. like sitting down and weirdly has an obsession with arson but never really commits arson.
Discord user: @Californian man do u really live in california?
Californian man: yes
by Californian Man January 21, 2021
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