cooter-faced sock puppet

a sock puppet whose mouth is so attractive that it is evocative of a woman's vagina. One might perform acts of self pleasure with said puppet at their own indiscretion.

It can also be used in a derogatory sense where as the party insulted is compared to being nothing more than a masturbatory aid.

Man, that is one cooter-faced sock puppet. Imma get my hands all over hat bitch!

Quit being such a cooter-faced sock puppet!

by alphacaiaphas April 16, 2011

cooter cream

A males reproductive liquid seeping out of an anus.

She liked the smell of cooter cream.

by BillForPresident July 6, 2016

Cooter Scooter

A roommate that brings alot of ass around the house and gets you laid.

Pedro: What you doing tonight??

Phillip: I was thinking about taking the cooter scooter out tonight.. You want to come or just wait here??

Pedro: I'll just wait here, bring a brunette will ya?

Phillip: yeah, no worries bro.

Pedro: thanks duder.

by versilius January 13, 2009

cooter

a cooter is normaly an older females vagina but with cooties

girl gimmie dat girl gimmie girl gimmie that dam der gimmie that cooter!

by bullet4926 July 27, 2005

cooter crunch

When you can get through a series of crunches without queebing.

I did my cooter crunches in gym today while my partner held my feet.

by kkoo June 21, 2009

cooter puff

its just a really really fun word to say,ok.oh ya and it means queefy dildoe

why is you moms cooter puff so...cooter puffery?!?

by cooter puff man May 2, 2010

Cooter slam

It is when you are fisting a girl and you pick her up and slam her down

I cooter slammed this girl into next year.

by Titans123 November 3, 2016