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Cooked

when you truly believe that your father is gay and wants to have sex with you
You: Bro I'm cooked
Bro: Me too
Father: Son...it's time for father-son time
by DictationIsKindaCool April 12, 2024
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cooked it

Used to much meth and not realising how stupid you look Running around like a headless goose
They’ve definitely over cooked it this time.

omg she’s running around like a headless chook she must have cooked it!
by Immiture June 12, 2018
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Cady Cook

A beautiful, sexy, queen. Every boy is in love with her and their eyes lit up when she walks in the room.

Usually a brunette with brown or blue eyes. Has a lot of friends; is athletic and very smart. If you get a Cady Cook as a girlfriend never let her go. She is a fuckin barbie doll. Everyone wants to be her, and is very jealous of her. Has a great style and loves comfortable clothes. Every boy wants to eat her pussy.
Boy 1- Have you seen the new girl Cady Cook?
Boy2- Not yet
Boy 1- She is so sexy and beautiful
by Gerimono January 20, 2018
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Perfectly Cooked

Whenever you see someone of the Indian race you must observe that they have been perfectly cooked by god's oven.
Ohh, there goes Sid. He's a perfectly cooked one.
by SidP25 January 18, 2022
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Platty cooks

Lethal strain that makes you tweak and geek.
"mate platty cooks is telling me aliens in UFOs built sham castle"
by Jando22 March 18, 2025
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Cook

To create or work on something that is of good quality. A person may be "cooking" if they are concocting a plan, laying out an idea, or creating something in real life, as a cook does to food.

"To cook" often has a positive meaning. One might say "let him cook" when someone is concocting something well, or say "he is not cooking" if someone is creating something that is not of high quality. It may also be possible, however, to cook something badly, in which case one would say "do not let him cook".

This new definition of the word may derive from the idea of cooking in general, or more specifically in Breaking Bad when Walter White says "Jessie, we need to cook". The new definition of "to cook" has nothing to do with the new definition of the adjective "cooked". In fact, they can be contrasted, and to ask how someone is faring you could ask "are you cooking or cooked?"
A: The best way to eat pickles is with peanut butter.
B: What is blud blabbering about?
C: Hold on, he's onto something, let him cook.
B: Bro is not cooking 💀
by Hero of Milk April 16, 2024
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Cooked

Getting on the bags & not sleeping for 3 days
I was cooked like Jack last night
by anonymous March 19, 2022
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