An thing, event or day that is or has been a waste of time that results in a feeling of either frustration or boredom.
What a candy-ass day! All we did was watch kids grab each others asses and talk about how the computer teacher's body shape resembles that of a pear.
by ballsacknegro March 03, 2009
a song buy 50 cent that is used to describe cent and his girl doing it. "I'll let you lick my lolipop" means I will let you suck on my dick. If you don't understand the rest, ask yo momma!
by SarahwhoheartsJM May 19, 2007
by .BEASTIEBOY June 20, 2013
by jim jackson May 28, 2008
When a male slaps his erect penis on the face of a sleeping male friend. He will often shout, "Candy cane, bitch!" to wake up the victim.
by Stankie Steve March 25, 2011
Having sex with a woman on her period and ejaculating inside of her. When you remove your penis from her, you have the red and white appearance of a candy cane.
Johnny came in Susie's vagina while she was on her period. Susie commented on the candy cane appearance of his penis after he removed it from her.
by The Pollinator May 12, 2008
by Putincat November 24, 2015