penis booger

the residue of semen left in ones trousers after of night of self pleasuring without cleanup

There are so many penis boogers in my underwear because I had to please myself because I have morning wood because girls find me unattainable and grotesque. The dried penis boogers are difficult to get out in the wash.

by ferraldi January 13, 2011

Booger Spot

A spot in a persons vehicle reserved for freshly picked boogers.

Everybody has a special Booger Spot just waiting to be found.

by Jimmyz1234 June 15, 2009

Boobie moose

The moose that the brands Abercrombie and Abercrombie & Fitch put on the boob area of girls' and womens' shirts, sweaters, and polos sometimes.

Ali: I got a new sweater from Abercrombie. It has a moose on the boob.

Lillie: That's a boobie moose!

by katy. taylor. britney. <3 May 12, 2010

booger brickle

Booger brickle is a booger that is sharp, pointy and hard as a rock. Usually when you have booger brickle and someone grabs your nose, it will cut the inside of your nose and start a serious nose bleed.

Fuck dude, don't pinch my fucking nose! I have booger brickle!

by btotheb1 August 29, 2012

fast booger extraction

When rapidly pulling out then disposing of an annoying boogeror hairy kernel which is almost coming out or half peeking out. Any booger that can't be laboriously picked for.

I was at my desk at work and had to do a fast booger extraction before my boss turned her head.

by Seymour_Buttz September 9, 2007

Doopie Boobie

A girl with be boobs but lacks hotness

Man she such a Doopie Boobie.

by Lil Enslin April 23, 2008

Jizz Booger

The congealed, dry snot-like substance that forms as a consequence of rubbing dried or drying jizz off of one's skin. Jizz boogers are most commonly formed during a second round of sex after finishing inside a vagina or rectum. The action of continued thrusting and withdrawing of one's cock inside of such a jizz-filled orifice will cause the jizz to dry and coagulate into boogers around the area of intercourse. Jizz boogers may also occur after letting jizz dry on one's skin and subsequently trying to rub it off. Not to be confused with smegma.

Guy 1: "So we started having sex again after I finished inside her, and after 20 minutes she was all dry and I had jizz boogers all over my cock"

Guy 2: "Dude, thats gross, you should definitely use some lube next time"

by Chef the Botchmaster May 30, 2011