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over the edge blowjob

When someone lies on their back with their head hanging over the edge and opens their mouth while the other person proceeds to fuck their mouth.
“Dude, last night my girl gave a over the edge blowjob” “Hell ya man”
by Boiled baby hands February 10, 2024
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Colonial Blowjob

The act of receiving a blowjob to completion, then immediately kicking the providing person out of their own home.
Dude I got the best colonial blowjob last night... the chick's fridge was full, I'm gonna eat rich for weeks.
by Anima_Caston August 28, 2024
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Blowjob

In short, sucking a mans penis. But the quality of a blowjob is what defines it.
Cocksucking is an art. You must suck at different speeds. Suck hard and long, then fast. Deepthroating is required when giving a good blowjob, meaning the penis goes far into the mouth and to the back of the throat, and the deeper it goes, the more pleasure for the man. Cumming is more likely during this, and to be a blowjob, the goal is an orgasm and not achieving this means it’s just sucking dick, not a blowjob. If they cum, drink it up, spitting it out is seen as disrespectful and gives the man great pleasure when you swallow it.
A great blowjob is a pleasure unmatched. Having a blowjob can be done by anyone. A guy can give an amazing blowjob, often better than a female, and people with no gender do it too. Straight horny men will get blowjobbed by gay men, it’s not to uncommon.
We were hanging out in the living room, the game playing in the backround. He stood up and pulled my boxers off. “Matt, I’m straight” I grumbled. “But I know you would love a blowjob” Matt whispered back, he was almost begging and looked up at him. I open my legs wide and he encicles my penis with his mouth and began sucking and licking. I moaned with pleasure as he sucked harder. He continued sucking, playing with my balls with his hands as he deepthroated my penis. I screamed as I let out a large explosion of cum.
He licked it up, swallowing it quickly. I sat there, this being the best experience of my life. My girlfriend sucked my dick all the time, but it was never like this. I leaned back into the couch, falling asleep. I woke up hours later, and he was still there, sucking.
by The Dragon Hearted February 27, 2022
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National Blowjob Day

April 20th is designated as National Blowjob Day. Use this entry and give it to the lady in your life who you want to suck the soul our of you
by PicklesTicklesNickles April 20, 2024
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National Blowjob day

Support your man for everything he has done for you on National Blowjob day occurs on June 18th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.

Definition of a blowjob:
«Sucking a guy until he cums»
"Yo how's your june 9"

"Good since I got head from my girlfrined for national blowjob day"
by ChampiPapi June 17, 2020
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Blowjob

Something that people on urban dictionary will give false yet reasonable definitions so that other people who are new to urban dictionary will use it in the wrong context ( which to be fair is kinda funny )
Yo, jake just told me that the neighbors are offering 20 pounds if you will give them a blowjob
by Noo0bMaster69 December 7, 2020
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everlasting blowjob

When someone (a person with male genitals) uses a stapler to attach his foreskin to the lips of another person.
Dude that hooker from last week gives absolutely great head, I'm thinking about giving her an everlasting blowjob next time we meet up.
by Paladinus Maximus October 12, 2022
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