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Ape in blind

When someone throws themselves into an investment, project, or trend without doing any research or thinking it through — just rushing in full force hoping for the best.
“Bro saw the coin pumping and decided to ape in blind… now he’s broke by Monday.”
by DjRob1337 September 9, 2025
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The blind postman

A sexual act usually performed but not limited to a male and female.

Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.

The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.

The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.

As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"
"I'm looking for a blindfold can you help me"?

Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"

"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".
by ZeppelinCaptain December 18, 2021
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blind audit

I was bored so I randomly walked through a randomly-selected academic building on campus where I saw a group of students in a random room so I walked in and blind audited.
by gnilrets March 27, 2015
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Running a blind red

Run a red light without checking the surrounding to make sure it's safe to run a red light and causing a crash.
That man was an idiot for running a blind red and because of that the bus driver and kids are now six feet under.
by Logplayer0205 February 1, 2023
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Blind Poster

Someone who's bored af on the urban dictionary and just posts random stuff to contribute to the massive community of useless definitions. Most likely a procrastinator
I'm bored as BALLS rn, so imma be a Blind Poster and post something on the urban dictionary
by bearlmfao December 11, 2023
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boob blind

Being so in love with large boobs you've lost realization with just how big Karges boobs already are
Amber, being your friend may have cause me to be boob blind but I think your 36DDD could be just a little bit bigger
by The boob lover December 29, 2016
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