Bath chub

When you are in the bathtub either bathing or showering when suddenly you spring a surprise chub shocking your mind and body in the weirdest but oddly pleasing way

I was just scrubbing my neck when I got a bath chub!

by Thetoolcockito February 13, 2014

cracker bath

when you fail to girl boss

she is such a cracker bath

by todez.kapper-slapper January 09, 2023

splash bath

When one uses a public restroom to wash their genitalia when in expectation of sexual intercorse.

Bob needed to take a quick splash bath before seeing Jim

by Bigbagofnope October 14, 2015

bath the brown rat

When you go for a big brown poo in the toilet.

God I had a massive curry last night and needed to bath the brown Rat this morning

by Squashy Squashy Pumpkin Head May 16, 2023

Northeast Kansan Rat Bath

Another name for hot cocoa made with water instead of milk

"Hey bro you want a Northeast Kansan Rat Bath before you go? It's kinda chilly out, and I could sure go for one myself"

"No Brian fuck off"

by Keechy Guy December 27, 2018

Australian sponge bath

Ejaculating on a sponge and giving a sponge bath to an aussie.

Hey babe want an Australian sponge bath?

by Sandypearle January 13, 2023

Bath Shart

When you trust the massive fart in the bath tub and instead you shit yourself, causing a bathtub full of shit water.

"Damn bro I just had a massive bath shart in your bath."
"Get the fuck out."

by Pasty_White_Boy May 31, 2022