hairless bat

A super cool creature that grants others incredible powers. If used correctly then he will be your best friend and grant one good luck in their life. If used incorrectly he will pulverize all and any who stand in his path without a second glance. Soooooo..... uhhh... be nice!!! Lastly, Mother Jesus is an underling compared to him so be nice. His true and immortal name is Cyber.
Ahhh!!!! The hairless bat is coming!!!!
by Peeha Auntie November 25, 2019
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Batting Ass

To take base hits galore against the Pitching team destroying them.
Wow the Arizona Diamondbacks sure Batting Ass against the Colorado Rockies.
by Oven mitt guy October 23, 2023
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Maryland Wiffleball Bat

inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them
Person 1: "Look Cole fell asleep"

Person 2: "Im gonna give him a maryland wiffleball bat"
by bdo17 May 06, 2024
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Batting

When two people, typically baseball players shove a baseball bats in their anus while the other puts a baseball in their anus. They then proceed to pass gas aggressively causing the bat and ball to fling out, ball hitting the bat.
Quinn and Ian were batting together
by May 16, 2023
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Batting

To text vigorously with someone.

Used by local kids When someone does texting with a person all the time.
He: John is texting with her all the day
Me: No, He is batting with her.
by drake4004 February 19, 2021
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Bat Shit Crazy

A type of crazy beyond normal crazy. More "out there", "in their own world" kimd of crazy.
She saw him with that woman, and she went "bat shit crazy" on his ass. Everything went downhill from there.
by KeepinItREAL89 June 13, 2018
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bat shit crazy

when someone is a tad bit coo coo and was probably dropped a hundred and three times as a child
trisha paytes is bat shit crazy
by trynaproveapoint February 14, 2019
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