pn. (Buster the dog
b. 1999-)
1) A
black Scottish terrier which president George W. Bush often confused with the
black briefcase containing the DEFCON 1 nuclear alert codes, due to delayed LSD syndrome, and carried onto the Marine 1 presidential helicopter under his arm.
2) One of only three presidential mascots not to be given a supreme court nomination during the Bush II Administration. (See Harriet Meyers.)
3) The only member of the first family to have a keen enough sense of smell to know to avoid Karl Rove. (See stench, pong, putrid.)
n. (buster.)
1) abbr. nut buster: an unpleasant and abrasive woman. A nutcracker. (See Martha Stewart, Rosanne, Margaret Thatcher.)
2) Any frustrating or unpleasant event.
3) A generic term for a man who’s name you do not know. (Syn.
buddy,
mac,
pal.)
4) A freckle-faced young paper boy, often seen wearing a beanie, and riding a
scooter.
"Will somebody
please go over there and pry Buster off of Barbara's leg? This is embarrasing."
"Hey buster, you got any salted peanuts? Salted in the
shell?"-Robert Mitchum (Cape
Fear 1967)