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Hose Beast

A promiscuous woman who tries to gain control of every penis in her geographic area.
"Me and all my friends have banged that nasty hose beast."
by SapphireXXN August 12, 2015
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beastie

term used for best friend or groupie who really catches your eyes. lovable people you want to hang with,; someone you pig out and sleep over with. Someone who you share secrets and winks with
"Hey, you wanna go to my house?," says Annie.
"Of course! You're my beastie!" Karen replies.
by aznblonde3636 November 24, 2007
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Beastinator

The act of achieving success in a situation where it is virtually impossible to excel, such as finding out who the 70's man on every Incubus album cover is.
"Hey, you know Alex? That beastinator just keeps making up sick nasty bass lines, I've heard them when i was walking by the DiMaio estate the other day.
by vivalasita December 19, 2008
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blood wrath beast

n. 1: a species of wrathic awesome ripped wrathbeasts
the blood wrath beast dominated the puny human in the duel.
by bloodwrathbeast March 18, 2003
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beasting

Army slang for a beating or very hard run with a kit.
"I just copped a beasting on Pen-y-fan."
by Diego July 29, 2003
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hose beast

In short, someone (usually female) who is generally unpleasant to be around. Basically the female equivalent of bastard.
Oh God, I HATE Christy. She's suh a fucking hose beast to everyone.
by Phoenix October 10, 2003
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beastology

schooling someone on how to be a beast
yo let me hit you with some of this beastology
by drifter412 September 10, 2010
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