apple picking

Going to bars or other public places with the intent to talk to, flirt or pick up "women" with an adam's apple.

"Did you see that dude with John last night?" - alex

"Ya, they went apple picking last night" - tom

by Justin Power October 21, 2007

Apple-knocker

A Hudson Valley (NY) rube descended from the original Dutch settlers.

Red Skeleton's character, Clem Kaddlehopper was an apple-knocker.

by headhood December 24, 2007

Apple Cider

Apple Cider is produced from apples by a process of pressing. It is more sour and cloudy than conventional apple juice. The bad thing is, this stuff gives us some of the nastiest shits/runs/squirts ever. Be prepared to drop a more watery form of a fudge dragon if you drink some of this stuff.

Dude man, I was in the bathroom forever yesterday pondering why I drank that one gallon of Apple Cider.

by JaketheSnake311 October 16, 2007

Apple Catchers

n. Generously Proportioned Knickers

As the dust settled on the debacle that was Club Terrymont, Publican Dave Orr surveyed the wreckage and found some disturbing evidence " HOLY SHITE BATMAN...that's a pair of the Largest APPLE CATHERS I've ever seen"!

by Daxxler February 20, 2003

Apple Valley

A town halfway between Vegas and LA that is not Barstow. It is characterized by lots of brown hills and few brown people. It was founded by a racist bastard. There are no apples here. There's not even a damn movie theater. You have to go to Victorville or "down the hill" to Ontario or Rancho Cucamonga to do anything fun.

But, there is a whole lot of empty desert to smoke weed and have sex in!

"Apple Valley is brown and ugly, but hey, there aren't many black people here."

*writer believes these are what is technically referred to as "racist bastards"

by derain85 January 20, 2009

applefucked

1. Being stalked and blackmailed for not dating someone. Typically, the stalker resembles a very tall Howdy Doody. On other occasions the stalker can look like an Oompa Loompa

2. Purchasing an Apple product only to realize that the newer version is being announced the next day.

I was just applefucked.

He said I had to sleep with him otherwise he would applefuck me.

by DrPhist November 5, 2011

green apple smirnoff

fun to drink, but will most likely make you throw up and regret it later. if it's really bad you won't be able to smell anything green apple without wanting to vomit until your hangover is over.

boy:dudee, i totally regret buying the bottle of green apple smirnoff

other boy: why

boy: i got so trashed and i puked, just the smell of green apple makes me sick now

by pumpitLOUDER March 4, 2009