canday apple

Something Blackbear used for his song name instead of "candy apple"

"Canday Apple Fargo paint mercades, flex on all my exes like hey ladies" -Candayappple by Blackbear

by Bob Duncan's hoe December 19, 2017

Apple-Gate

Knife. Combat-Knife. German: Boker. An Elite/Formal Modern-Era Fighting/Dagger Made in Germany. Hi-End/Functional. Design by C/Rex-Apple-Gate who Distilled his Life-Time of Shaolin/Chinese-Kung-Fu; into a Two-Week Course for US Special-Forces. A Weapon for Close-Combat Experts. Integrates Well into Any Para-Military or Covert/Op-Outfit and Kit. ALL Combative in Modern-Armies Rate this Knife/Dagger as Highly-Esteemed. Weighted-Heavy in the Handle. Balanced/Difficult to Sharpen at First which Allows for Complete-Control over Material/Degree of Angle and Resultant Staying/Resilience and Smoothness of Cut Once-Established.

That is um, like One of those Scary-Peoples Apple-Gate Knives on Your Chest Isn't It?

by Mao/Beautiful-Springtime. October 6, 2010

Apple Shackle

This is the term used for when someone is faced with Apple's incredibly closed environment. Like lack of games, Lack of functionality inside corporate networks, Closed usage of itunes, etc.

Stupid iTunes wont let me authorize my friends iPod......freaking Apple Shackle!

by BlazingAlbino September 21, 2009

apple crescents

A fried fruit slice which embodies the quality of being clutch. They are delicious and always come through when they're needed.

Dude, you scored the winning goal. That is clutch like apple crescents!

by The L Train March 8, 2008

Mongooses Apple

To possess inhuman speed in Liverpool.

Only BP is quicker than a Mongooses Apple

by Rohlee Johlee September 15, 2006

apple computer

A popular computer, up there with Microsoft and PC. Fun to kick down the stairs because of their crappiness (read: freezes up every 0.0000000005 seconds)

Hey guys! Let's go bowling with my new Apple computer!

by RatchetBoo July 6, 2003

apple computer

Has-been computer company with a cult-like following. Great graphics, not compatible with anything (see proprietary). Would have been a good computing system for beginners had Microsloth not stolen some of its ideas. Overpriced, doomed to go the way of the Atari and Commodore. Makes a great boat anchor.

Steve was really pissed off when he found out Bill took his idea for Windows and started developing software for IBM instead of Apple computers.

by ezmoneyman July 1, 2003