Moist Banana

A Lazy Ass Banana Making memes and posting them on Instagram

“Hey have you heard of Moist Banana?”
“Yeah that Guy Sucks”

by Moist Banana1234 June 25, 2019

Sexual Banana

Words you didn't expect the president to say

I did not have sexual Bananas with that woman

by RGBMoth May 12, 2021

ditch banana

A saying used commonly in the 1970's, origin of the term "pulling out". The term was coined by Benjamin Franklin.

Jack: I heard you smashed Katy last week, how was that bro?

Rob: It was aight but she made me ditch banana.

by The ditched banana January 31, 2017

Banana split

When you accidentally almost stick it in the back gate, and you have to maneuver quickly.

Guy 1: OMG I fucked her last night but it got so awkward
Guy 2: Why dude?

Guy 1: I had to banana split it was dark in her room

by Beeeeeaaaach July 8, 2020

Banana Fish

the saddest fucking anime ive ever watched

therapist - "what's been bothering you?"

"banana fish"

by kk0naaa September 7, 2021

Banana plantation

House where a lot of dudes live.

Wow, I thought that party was going to be cool, but it was at a total banana plantation.

by Maxomillo June 8, 2018

Spanish Banana

The kinkiest shit you will ever be able to do with your girlfriend. This may include intense amounts of BDSM and extremely odd fetishes

Friend: dude what did you do with your girlfriend last night?

Me: I have her the Spanish Banana
Friend: that must've hurt

Me: it did... alot...

by Kim Jong Senpai February 13, 2017