Austinism

Austinism (austin coming from the middle name of Micheal cera) is a man, typically white, who is freakishly skinny, often weirdly tall or oddly average, who has characteristics of a skinwalker, often very awkward and weird looking. Most sufferers of austinism would eat tubs of mayonnaise when unsupervised.

That poor boy, he must have austinism.

by Katfartsalot May 12, 2024

Austin

Slong dong sucking fag who wears Trans clothes at the shopping mart with a cucumber in his ass while beating his dick

Austin stole my cucumber put it in his ass and beat his dick

by Bigg R.P. January 29, 2024

austin

a low life who only cares about himself and never trusts a soul even though he was not given a reason not to trust.

Don’t talk to austin he’s a looser

by s___a July 16, 2020

Austin

Likes Jazz a lot, and has a huge dick that is so huge it can in Uranus

you are such a Austin hotty

by TheHostOfGaming November 24, 2020

Austin

a person with no brain but is fun to be around with.

me: if you answer this question wrong you are an Austin what is 1+1?
guy 1: I don't know.
me: congratulations you are an Austin.

by truedictinoary September 5, 2023

Austin

A man with a humerus outside but will get to your inside. He usually has a humongous dick worthy of making you moan and groan to infinity. If you make the first move and accept him he will please you in one way or another either with his enormous dick, his willing to do anything and his naturally huge dick to please any woman

Girl are you having some troubles in bed, get yourself an Austin

by LittleLizzy December 20, 2019

Austin

Synonym for retard

Michael is being Austin right now

by Xhjanxbs March 22, 2022