He is my crush for these reasons that define ADAM: so cute but ugly he stares into outer space at times AS IF (not true) his brother died because of him and he just replayed it in his head. he breaks rules but builds new ones. he is the most hard-working couch potato ive ever seen. he loves football. chokes his friends playfully but then laughs at his stupidness. black hair suits him with the glasses. has no problem being hit on the head purposly by girls like me and loves talking. almost got a behaviour form for stupid behaviour at class, farted 2 times (once purposy once not) in a SCIENCE EXAM. we pass eachother notes. so what else? hes the bestestestest/annoyingestestest person
Me: Hey Adam what was that for???
Adam: my bad my bad
Me: (bonk him on the head) stop that bro!
Adam: hehe (acts like hes dying) aaaah u killed meee
Me: great
Adam: my bad my bad
Me: (bonk him on the head) stop that bro!
Adam: hehe (acts like hes dying) aaaah u killed meee
Me: great
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1.” Adam and Eve are the first man and woman, considered the parents of humanity.”
2. “Adam please stop talking about catholic stuff” I say.
Adam, “ no! That’s being ‘religist’”
2. “Adam please stop talking about catholic stuff” I say.
Adam, “ no! That’s being ‘religist’”
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A freak genetic anomaly who looks 25, thinks like a philosopher king, and considers daily showers an oppressive Western construct. Adam is the type of dude who can quote ancient Vedic texts and John Hughes film in the same breath — and somehow make both sound profound.
He’s a certified yogi, a detective by trade, and a soon-to-be published author who probably wrote half his cyberpunk novel while in a headstand, drinking 9.5 pH water, and judging you for eating non-organic Doritos.
Underneath the hyper-intellectual, stoic exterior lies an undercover empath — the kind who pretends not to care but probably remembers the name of your dead goldfish and how you felt about it.
Adam doesn’t forget names — even of the wildly forgettable. He doesn’t forget shit — except maybe the last time he showered. But that’s okay. His chi is balanced, his IQ is clinically off the charts, and he probably already forgave you for being less evolved.
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A freak genetic anomaly who looks 25, thinks like a philosopher king, and considers daily showers an oppressive Western construct. Adam is the type of dude who can quote ancient Vedic texts and John Hughes film in the same breath — and somehow make both sound profound.
He’s a certified yogi, a detective by trade, and a soon-to-be published author who probably wrote half his cyberpunk novel while in a headstand, drinking 9.5 pH water, and judging you for eating non-organic Doritos.
Underneath the hyper-intellectual, stoic exterior lies an undercover empath — the kind who pretends not to care but probably remembers the name of your dead goldfish and how you felt about it.
Adam doesn’t forget names — even of the wildly forgettable. He doesn’t forget shit — except maybe the last time he showered. But that’s okay. His chi is balanced, his IQ is clinically off the charts, and he probably already forgave you for being less evolved.
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Always up for a good time
Little mysterious on the edges
Larger than your average ruler but smaller than the 109x
Shy
Always up for a good time
Little mysterious on the edges
Larger than your average ruler but smaller than the 109x
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