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asshole spelunking

Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
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"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."
by Freezing in Chicago December 9, 2013
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asshole Sharpe

Expected assholishness over standard deviation of assholishness. Higher asshole Sharpe indicates a better, more consistent, more reliable, asshole.
Did you talk to Patrick? He's never not an asshole. His asshole Sharpe is off the charts.
by PipAndBipsy February 22, 2014
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Asshole Nod

That moment, when you see your boss at the office, or some old friend on the street, and the person looks you directly in the eye and nods without saying a word because they are too much of a coward to speak or apologize for being a utter douchebag at some time in the past.
Dude: "Hey bro did the bossman come talk with you?"
Me: "No dude, he just sort of gave me the Asshole Nod."

Dude: "Wtf is wrong with that guy, he's such a douche and a pussy?"
Me: "Word"
by McDoodles October 27, 2014
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asshole disorder

Asshole disorder is someone who talks a lot of shit about others
Hey man, you have to go see a psychologist so you can manage your asshole disorder properly.
by KickinIncrediblyDopeSh*t November 27, 2014
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Asshole couple

A couple that is glued together at the lips at all times creating a long tube anus to anus.
The annoying couple was deemed an asshole couple when they kissed non-stop pissing everyone off.
by Bruins mallow September 8, 2015
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asshole hug

A secretive way of asking a gay man for butt sex
Hey Enrique will You give me an asshole hug later tonight
by Notxavier69 July 12, 2016
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asshole nerd

An Intelligence douche cap, that are complete butt holes.
Shaun sowell is considered an asshole nerd
by Nerd classified June 18, 2016
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