You, sir, are and idiot. :(

Unfunny spam copypasta posted on /b/

You, sir, are and idiot. :(
You, sir, are and idiot. :)
You, sir, are and idiot. :/

by LOLWUTANON November 2, 2008

all your soul are belong to us

Microsoft's motto

by Bill gates worst nightmare July 3, 2003

cabs are here

Cabs are here, means that the cabs/taxi just arrived, and everybody should be ready to go, but as always someone is not yet ready, and the phrase should be shout very loudly and aggressively, so everybody could hear it, thats "The cabs are here". This phrase was first announced by Pauly D, from the Jersey Shore seires, when he shout it loudly, thats the cabs arrived but as usual no one was ready to go.

Lee was in the bathroom, checking his hair and when Josh gets a callphone, and was told that the cabs has arrived, he then hangsout, and shout loudly to Lee, "THE CABS ARE HERE!!!!!"

by Dr.Terrible November 28, 2015

you are trash

That means you suck

You are trash at basketball

by Dhegsvseg September 25, 2017

lights are on but nobody is home

Used when describing a person who is not all there mentally, that is inept socially etc, or appears to be a bit thick. Struggles to fit into normal society, and subsequently rejected and described to people as a bit slow.
May also be used lightheartedly if someone is perhaps day-dreaming and not paying attention when asked a question. Similar to, but not quite the same"a few beers short of a six-pack", or "a few screws loose."

What if we asked Dudley if he knows?
What? You're kidding me right? Theres no way he'd know. In fact stay away from that bloke
Why's that?
You know, The lights are on but nobody is home.
Oh, ok thanks for the warning.

I can't remember, hang on a sec, i'll ask Harold.
Harold, whats the price of that Xbox again, you know the one you bought from E-bay?
Huh?
I said, how much was that X-box you got from E-bay the other day?
Oh? umm, ahh, hang on a sec
Sorry for the hold up Mavis, old harold here is in another world, the lights are on but nobody's at home, heheh.

by jamie_ledge July 19, 2006

What are you waiting for, Christmas?

Question asked of someone that's taking their sweet time doing something. Like people that sit at green lights forever, as though they're waiting for something to say it's okay for them to go.

Man, the light turned green 10 seconds ago and this guys still sitting there. Come on, go! What are you waiting for, Christmas?

by anonymous November 25, 2004

where the fuck are you

Meaning where are you but in a frustrated or angry way.

Josh, where the fuck are you?!

by Flower456 May 20, 2017