Apology

One of the costliest speeches one could ever hope to make. The worst of them rob you of your pride, your dignity, your very soul; a further cost is the energy used to prevent oneself from further bearating (or physically assaulting) the individual on the receiving end of said apology.

Fuck, dude. If I'd had to look her ex in the eye and offer an apology, I'd have to surrender my testicles as well.

by rollin_adam September 27, 2008

Apocalypto

Exclaimed when something looks like the beginning of the Apocalypse.

Holy apocalypto!! She actually brought you a coffee. OR Holy apocalypto!! The zombies are getting closer!!

by wrenbee November 10, 2011

apocs

stands for "A Piece Of Conceited Shit".
technically refers to anyone who thinks they're hot when they are not. basically now used to insult anyone.

wow ryan, you are such an apocs.

she is so apocs.

by apocs July 25, 2008

The Apocalypse

Male puts both fists together, and puts them out in front of him. As his fists make their way to the woman's vagina, the male begins singing " DUN DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN" dramatically.

"Mason pulled The Apocalypse on Kenzie last night!"
"DAMN. I bet her pussy be REAL big now"

by Arnie J. June 7, 2007

apoorva

1. referred to a male person who hides the fact that he is gay by going on date with 3 different women on same day.
2. someone who gets turned on by Yesudas songs from the movie Nikaah

Synonyms: Appuda, guru ghantaal

1. dont forget to get rid of your pink hanky, learn to be like an apoorva.
2. oh he is such an apoorva. always ready to Blink Swing.

by yeah right!! May 25, 2007

why'd you leave the keys apon the table

The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth

"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*

by zidredz October 20, 2010

Blanket Apology

1. A "I'm sorry" that covers all things someone says or does while drunk or otherwise intoxicated.

2. A mass text that gets sent out the morning after blacking out and sending a ton of ridiculous texts and IMs the night before.

1. "I'm really drunk right now, I'm sorry."
"That's ok I assume a blanket apology for whenever you're drunk."

2. "OMG I'M SO SORRY FOR THE TEXTS/IMs LAST NIGHT GUYS, I WAS SOOOO DRUNK. I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER SENDING HALF OF THESE."
"LOL"

by LiveXAndXLearn November 23, 2011