The alaskan pipeline is the act of defecating into a condom and leaving putting it outside overnight to let it freeze only if it is below 32° fahrenheit or else it will not freeze.
In the morning you go outside and take your frozen feces in a condom and use it as a dildo.
In the morning you go outside and take your frozen feces in a condom and use it as a dildo.
by Stoner._boi October 9, 2020
Get the Alaskan pipelinemug. A group of close mates who gather to consume the sweet Peruvian powder cocaine. Hitting the slopes with such ferocity Pablo Escobar shakes in his grave. consuming more 8 balls than a pool table at the local dive bar, Alaskan Bobsledders kingdom is the handicap stall. They do not take bumps, but have rather adopted the practice of the Caprisun, a straw directly into the bag.
"I couldn't take a shit at the bar all night, the Alaskan Bobsledders were in town and wouldn't leave the stalls"
by SenorChooch November 26, 2020
Get the Alaskan Bobsleddersmug. The act of shoving a handful of snow into your partners orifice before following up with your penis.
by trainiac12 March 27, 2015
Get the Alaskan barebackmug. by Savieona September 21, 2021
Get the alaskan bull wormmug. Melvin: "Hey luke, I have something special for you!"
Luke: "Oh yeah daddy, what's that?"
Melvin: "Bend over, and find out!"
Luke: "Oooo, it's cold. Did you Alaskan Pipeline me again!"
Luke: "Oh yeah daddy, what's that?"
Melvin: "Bend over, and find out!"
Luke: "Oooo, it's cold. Did you Alaskan Pipeline me again!"
by Eco Afela July 8, 2023
Get the Alaskan Pipelinemug. by Avrazchupac May 31, 2024
Get the Alaskan oil checkmug. The act of violently shitting on your partner, then using a taser to their testicles during their climax.
“Did you get laid last night?”
“Yes, but she pulled the Alaskan Thunderstorm, and even after an intense shower I still smell like shit .”
“Yes, but she pulled the Alaskan Thunderstorm, and even after an intense shower I still smell like shit .”
by fart+piss+shit+cum=screenshot December 7, 2021
Get the Alaskan Thunderstormmug.