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A man who is unable to impose his will on other men, women, and ultimately his own children. Because he is unable to push around other men and aggressively pursue women, a tool works away his younger years while other men have sex/fun with his future wife. When he finally does marry, he is unable to properly pass his own personality on to his children, and is instead merely used by his wife for the fruit of his labor while she instills her own personality on them. In the case of male children, the lack of male personality will in turn make them tools.

Adhering to traditional Christian or Jewish morals guarantees that one will be a tool. See Friedrich Nietzche's "slave morality."
These other definitions of tool are FAR too simplistic.
by Croato December 10, 2009
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by arden123 December 10, 2009
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Someone who thinks something there doing is awesome but little do they know no one else thinks its cool.
TOOL-hey man its december 1st and i have these christmas hats and patriots jerseys wanna were them and go to the mall and see twilight?
NOT A TOOL-dude your a fucking tool
by thou art owned December 15, 2009
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Men who have a very big ego and think only of having intercourse with multiple women. They focus more on their looks and the amount of women they will sleep with instead of focusing on the quality of one woman.
Men like this can only be useful for sex and entertainment. When it comes to serious topics these men are pretty much worthless. A tool is usually very attractive but can also be dumb. Since they are so focused on themeselves and sex, they arent supose to be taken seriously in relationships, where they either cheat or make no effort.
Tools are great for one night stands or being "fuckbuddies" , but worst for serious relationships like a boyfriend or husband.
A. Male cast of Jersey Shore.example:Pauly D.
B. That hot guy that fooled around with many women you know.
C. Jane:" i can believe he treats women like their toys...he is pretty hot though..."

Faira :"snap out of it! Hes a tool!"
by Sungod dd January 11, 2011
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A tool is someone who can't think for themselves. Someone who is easily taken advantage of, picked on and made a fool out of. Someone who is being used and doesn't even realize it. Someone who tries too hard to please others. Someone who can't defend themselves.

These acts give people the impression that the "tool" doesn't have a brain or any common sense and as a result all they are good for is being used, like a tool(hence the insult).

Being called a tool is NOT a compliment.
"Eric is such a tool. He doesn't even realize that all these people are just making fun of him."

"Yeah. I really feel bad for that kid."
by MK0707 January 17, 2011
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A Tool is someone who tries to fit in by doing what ever there told. A tool will drive attention to itself to look cool, the tool is used for money and other goods to keep its "Group" happy. They are the "Groups" Tool, and the tool shall be used. Tools usually pose to be something they aren't.
Justin Bieber and all of his fans are Tools

Lil Wayne is a tool (And a Poser just sayin)
by I.T.Y.G. January 19, 2011
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A group of five or more people acting or dressed like tools in public, especially occupying the same booth at a restaurant.

Also abbreviated to "Shed" i.e. "Don't look now, but they're building a shed by the Student Center"
Stay away from Hollister, that place is a total Tool Shed.

God damn, a Tool Shed just sat at the next booth.
by Tonaho April 28, 2011
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