fudge me with a rake

a phrase of destress when you are in pain.

*stubs toe* "owww, fudge me with a rake!"

by asouthworth February 16, 2017

Fudge Glob

It's when you pull your dick out of a bitch's ass and you got a snag of shit on your dick and then you Wacker right in the center of the forehead and the mark it leaves is what's called a fudge glob.

"Look at that awesome tattoo Jess has on her on her forehead! " "No, that's not a tattoo she got fudge globbed"!

by Daryl4real March 13, 2023

fudge port

butthole, rectum, anus, asshole

Spread your ass cheeks when you take a shit so the area around your fudge port doesn't get smeared up.

by picklepee7120 April 18, 2024

Fudge Burger

A polite way of calling someone a piece of shit.

"I wasn't talking at you fudge burger"

by eyetech123 July 23, 2015

fudge tetris

The act of having spontaneous anal sex and poking a turd on entry.

My girlfriend randomly wanted anal in the park today, had to play fudge Tetris to get all the way in there.

by Anfkiller March 06, 2024

T-County Fudge Pop

When hitting a girl from behind, you get shit dick and she then proceeds to lick the feces off your genitals.

I heard one guy got shit dick and gave a girl a T-County Fudge Pop.

by The Wern August 04, 2021

fudge cake

A silly person that's done something stupid

I put my phone in the fridge and tried to call you on the milk, I'm such a fudge cake.

by Lilibet123 September 29, 2018