trach snake

A penis that is inserted into a tracheostomy orifice.

Yesterday at the retirement home a male nurse tripped and his cock miraculously landed in a patient's trach hole. The patient got "trach snaked."

by Outlandy Man April 26, 2014

Snake Skank

A gay man or transgender woman of any race who is misogynistic towards Natural-born women. They tend to become verbally and physically violent against women, preferably their own mothers, and blame them for a failed childhood instead of including the fathers. They refer to women as "fish " and may make fun of women's natural genitalia scent. They enjoy competing with women over men. By befriending women just so they can have access to their partners. They refer to it as " turning a straight gay".

" Aiden is a Snake Skank..beware of him. "

by dogymodg July 11, 2023

liquor snake

when you are too drunk and you have to blame your actions on the imaginary conscience that is with you all night

“man i got so mangled last night i pissed on myself and womped my friends with pillows, it wasn’t me though the liquor snake came out to play.”

by [e-mail] May 21, 2020

Fake Snake

Google's version of snake which is a poor man's version of the original Nokia snake!

Stop playing that fake snake!

by TrashPrike December 17, 2018

Piddly Snakes

Very skinny, long pieces of poo.

"Oh man, i shat some serious piddly snakes this morning. They slithered right out of my bum!

by JohnnyB88 December 15, 2008

green snake

shreks dick

shreks dick looks like a green snake

by Turtl11 March 8, 2017

Snake tooth

A snake tooth is a drunken pub owner. He will often be found slithering around on the floor.

Jesus, did you see that snake tooth last night. He was rekt!

by Jeff blair March 11, 2022