jordan hayyat

The best fucking person in the fucking world. Fuck shit

Oh my god what the fuck Jordan Hayyat

by Ddddffgdsgggdssa August 3, 2019

pulling a jordan

The act of pretending to be sick and crawling up into your bed, in the hopes of having your girlfriend crawl up there with you. So that you can have a valid excuse to have sex with her.

Billy "I feel sick, I'm going to go up into my bed because I feel like butt."
-Billy climbs into his bed
Tiffany "Stop pulling a jordan Billy, if you want to fuck then just ask me."
-Billy becomes embarrassed because he got caught acting a fool, by pulling a jordan.

by sequioahall170vato April 13, 2014

Jordan Norris

Is a name of a guy who seems shy at first, but once you get to know this person you realize they are the opposite of shy. They are a geek, and shares their love for music, mainly for AJR or Jon Bellion. He is handsome, smart, adorable, good with words, geeky, dorky, and has a passion for art/music.

That guy reminds me of Jordan Norris for how much he loves music.

by averagealien02 July 11, 2018

provezoe (jordan)

jordan is the most talented brilliant bestie you’ll ever meet she can still ur mans and then make a plot twist from you to her😊😊

zoe laverne: OMG THATS PROVEZOE (JORDAN)
any dumb ugly person: who tf is jordan
zoe laverne: THE MOST TALENTED EDITOR IN MY FANDOM!

by cooter fairy June 30, 2021

Jordan Doughty

A girl who religiously wears outfit matching scrunchies, unapologetically uses the phrases “sksksksksk” and “TEA” in her text messages, and has the biggest crush on Landon McLendon.

Omg did you hear that Jordan Doughty fell all the way down the stairs and fractured her growth plate, what a loser!!

by PeytonLovesCole<3 June 9, 2019

Jordan King

Fortnite-aphobic. Jordan hates people who play Fortnite. Also she believes in Bigfoot. Her favorite book is 1984. Her celebrity crush is Karl Marx.

Dude, Jordan King just tossed me her copy of the Communist Manifesto!

by Trippy Asparagus January 16, 2018

Jordan/Jamarion

A black boy that has a very large dick and very ugly and likes girls who can twerk but Latina girls are fine Jordan Is very talented and good at sports

Hey Katherine Jordan/Jamarion Has a really big dick and also very talented.

by JordanVs April 1, 2019